RPG Quote of the Day

[Pikabuki]

"Pirates love technicalities!"

[Chrono]

"My character quits the campaign to live as a whale with the mermaids."

[Chrono]

NPC Bard: "How can you possibly hope to defeat me and my magical flute."

PC Bard: "With this! (shows fiddle) Everyone knows that if you're gonna play in Ma's Dish (tavern name), you gotta have a fiddle in the band."

(And yes, I did award bonus XP for that!)

[Pikabuki]

"No one said anything about killing windows."

[Chrono]

"How many puppies can I keep alive in my Bag of Holding if I cut air holes in it?"

[Chrono]

"So apparently your Halfling friend is able to intimidate the noble into thinking that drinking the goblet he knows is poisoned is better than disappointing her."

[Chrono]

"I stuff my meat pie in my ears!"

[Chrono]

"Is it too late to take back the whole burn-the-village-to-ashes thing?"

[Chrono]

"I try to get as comfortable as possible, since I will apparently be stuck to the mimic chair for a long time."

[Pikabuki]

"Is that a female wookie, or are those grenades?"